You know which one I'm talking about. The one person that, should the opportunity ever arise, you can sleep with with absolutely no consequences from your significant other.
Mine is Ray Toro, lead guitarist of My Chemical Romance. My bestie's is Shannon Leto, better looking brother of Jared Leto.
Myself. Even better myself from an alternate reality. I'd be awesome.
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